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process has been completed and the

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following people have been selected as

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jurors in case number

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43324 State versus Sanford langefels

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please stand as I call your name worth

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Watkins

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Watkins

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stand up please

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Ratner oh that's me Griffith

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energy

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great great great how guys great great

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house key greyhowski dodsworth

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carlucci yo burwald meat Beckman

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report here tomorrow 7 30 a.m God

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congratulations

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Who the hell's Sanford legofost

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's piano Concerto Number Four in G I

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said kill the music or I'm gonna rip off

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your head and plug it in somewhere else

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Trevor sweetie wake up oh

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I can hear myself ovulating oh baby I

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think that's the Burrito Grande that we

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had for dinner no it's ovulation I heard

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about it on Oprah Trevor

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these next few days are crucial if we're

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serious about getting pregnant oh

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all right oh it's all right oh yes hey

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we did it once when I got home once

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before dinner was after dinner even

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during Nightline

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isn't that serious isn't it

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it's a start oh

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Claire now just relax

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well

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what do you think

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you look just like Rocky Marciano look

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killer I gotta run

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look I paid for the whole night the deal

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was dinner and dancing you ate like a

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horse you danced like a mule and I'm out

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of here

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I start jury duty tomorrow you're a

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hooker

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oh yeah

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then what's that make you some sorry sap

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from Cleveland who wants to pay a woman

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to listen to you fantasize about making

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it in the produce section of the

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supermarket never eating salad again

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Kevin Francine come on breakfast is

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ready mom my cereal's all limp you put

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too much milk in it use a straw and my

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toast is all burnt and we'll talk to

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your father he was supposed to fix the

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toaster well I can't eat it this way it

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makes me like nauseous what's the UTA on

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that shirt look I'm gonna be late again

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you ironed my skirt is that a crime

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mother it's supposed to be wrinkled you

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ruined it instead of an ironing my shirt

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I can't find my shoes Mom oh they're in

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the closet top shelf on the right what

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are they doing in the closet

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oh mercy

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posters on the fritz there does charcoal

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give you cancer no

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where'd you put my sweats what am I

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supposed to wear yeah yeah

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yeah read for yourself nothing but rape

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murder and Mayhem

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we're all's going to hell in a hand

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basket Judas

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no one cares people don't talk to each

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other there's no respect for learning

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too old to continue

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with a country full of illiterates mind

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are you still making pot roast honey

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I'm going to want when I see you

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Brenner is handling the Mountain View

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multiple stranglings Fosters

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on top of the mayor's campaign

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contribution scandal and some math the

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fost embezzlement case

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playing to an empty house no doubt

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someone's got to handle the dog meat

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babe dues actually Lego fast is

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interesting in order to pull off this

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embezzlement he had to have moves like

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Harry Houdini Samantha Lego Foster's a

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loser just get in and out here

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oh you gotta run I am taping down to you

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so you wanted me to make it for an hour

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okay so you can wear white I'm sure

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honey no people don't expect any more

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that you he's gonna have he's gonna have

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a stroke I think just thinking about

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up the money now or the deal goes south

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I think that's the Betsy what do you

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mean how many guests honey where are we

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getting married Chase Stadium Carl

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here's how a conversion deal Works

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listen to me it's a very political thing

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especially when they have an historical

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angle like these protesters are going to

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exploit I guarantee honey white roses

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pink red black roses are my favorite I

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don't care sweetheart

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yes October is very close I Carl we got

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a Time problem I'm telling you get this

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through your thick skull or no

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sweetheart no no your skull is perfect I

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love no your hat will fit fine honey

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darling no Carl you're not darling you

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never will be you're just a big

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I'll call you about that I can't talk

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everybody holds a sign because they read

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nicely on TV okay grab some petition

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start hustling signatures I brought

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Donuts iced tea I'm sorry about the

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sugar but they're free

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hello Danny

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here's the pyramid we got the sidewalk

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kill three grab a donut hey guys

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hi hi you can't tell the players without

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the program Okay so so your log line is

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as hot as the weather's been it's murder

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they are trying to kill a piece of our

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past now your best camera angles across

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the street there all right okay goodbye

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you look so beautiful I'm starting to

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fall in love with you

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Eddie tell me the truth all this

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crippling up you're doing is it really

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for jury duty or you got a little

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matinee on the side for me man it looks

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mad at you know close I went they make a

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statement statement the only statement

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you need is you want red clam sauce or

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white clam sauce get out of here I need

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to spending the rest of my life in this

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dump

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Nick I know that we've been over

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everything a thousand times and and I

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know that you've got a game plan but

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I've got to tell you I'm terrified

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Sanford this is America you're innocent

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until proven guilty well that's easy for

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you to say Nick I'm the one on trial

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well this isn't easy for me to say

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embezzlement is a very serious crime

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serious you want to talk serious

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foreign

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is in for multiple murders and rapes

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okay crimes of passion and prison is

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full of guys like him what if something

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goes wrong and they send me up there's

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nothing to put on the toilet seat I

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could spend the rest of my life hovering

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you're not going to prison the legal

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system works we've got a very strong

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case where right here

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somewhere Carl if you can't borrow money

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you can't make money if you can't make

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money you can't spend money now we're

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spending a lot of money on this deal and

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you got to get us it right if you can't

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get it here you get it offshore

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understand how time is money and your

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clock is broken hi hi excuse me my name

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is Abby I'm trying to save one of the

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city's most historic buildings I wonder

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if I can have a signature on this

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petition we need some of the young

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people and I only have about 650 more

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signatures that I need but I'm stuck in

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this jewelry room and I really need them

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now

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thanks very much

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you're a Taurus right Wall Street

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Banker bull market

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oh a cancer then

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Sagittarius Libra Scorpio ah Capricorn

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uh June 6. I was born June 6th Gemini

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impossible

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no no way we're paying three points for

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that money you crazy thanks well I'm

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telling myself but I'm stuck here

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I don't know maybe three days max yeah

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yes I know we got a Time problem excuse

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me no no excuse me I don't do petitions

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thanks for the opportunity

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and I'm just some babe on a bandwagon

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attention please

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um Mercury is in retrograde and um the

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iching says repetition of danger and

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my feet are swelling

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this is a horrible day to start a trial

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if you ask me

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well see I'm a psychic I know these

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listen can you hear them

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Gear wheels of Justice slowly turning

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as they have done for hundreds of years

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and for this brief moment in time we are

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privileged to be the cogs in the wheel

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the power the great machine of common

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law

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and just for the record I'm the engineer

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and when I say goes period

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you mess with the machine you answer to

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me this court is now in session

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as you know ladies and gentlemen this

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case is about embezzlement the

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fraudulent appropriation of funds for

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one's own use it's not exciting it's not

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romantic it's not sexy but it is a crime

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one which the defendant Sanford legal

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fast committed exploiting his position

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as an accountant at Cloud Industries the

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defendant constructed a complex network

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of bogus transactions and accounts which

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he siphoned three million 244 522 for

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his own use

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the Staples show you what he did and how

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he did it Dollar by Dollar Penny by

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penny

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as the district attorney so kindly

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pointed out embezzlement is the

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fraudulent appropriation of funds for

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one's own use and yes it is a crime

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a very serious one but it is a crime

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that the defendant did not commit

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nothing's happening around here I'm a

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reporter not an alchemist I can't make

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gold out of lead

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or was that a threat Dennis

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it is

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after all the exclusives I've hustled

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for you

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or what about the Extraterrestrial cab

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drivers the incest to assign these twins

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the Park Avenue flasher Mr Lego fost is

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responsible hard-working decent perhaps

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even dull by today's standards so be it

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that's who he is

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he's never been arrested for anything

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he's never even gotten a traffic ticket

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he is an upstanding member of society

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he's a man who we all could aspire to be

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but one thing he most certainly is not

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as a thief

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it's a Grady would you approach the

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bench please

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79.99 marked down from 119.99

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nice threads counselor

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fashion note I think we should break for

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lunch that is unless of course the

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health department hasn't already closed

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down the cafeteria

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oh and people be advised to avoid the

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chef's surprise du jour it's already

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been indicted more than once for

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manslaughter this court is adjourned

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you're taking no sit down

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hi

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isn't jury duty fascinating hey I heard

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the word I'm I'm an actress and this is

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a wonderful opportunity to study

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characters

306
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you're a nice dresser what do you do

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I'm uh

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I'm an entrepreneur yeah

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uh restaurants mainly

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appearance is very very very important

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in business

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parents is important in life

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of the veal please you have any idea

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what they do to feel calves I have a

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sinking feeling I'm about to find out

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they torture those poor animals force

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feed them cramps them

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they fill them with chemicals I'm sorry

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I don't touch them all I'm doing is

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trying to have my lunch eat that and

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you're in a compass

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this is such fun I can't remember the

323
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last time I ate and just fed one mouth

324
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didn't have to do the dishes

325
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what are you doing

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well I was going to read your palm but

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forget it you've done so many dishes the

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lines are faded I never noticed that

329
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what should I do get a dishwasher

330
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crossword with a pen it must be very

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good

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I live Dangerously

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and I love words

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alone in little bunches and big fat

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bouquets

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where it's a beautiful thing oh I agree

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I love to write poems mainly just for me

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what thoughts can be private but words

339
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need to be shared

340
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and read your poems to someone someone

341
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is special

342
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there's got to be someone special for

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such a beautiful woman

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and clear honey we got at that time

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let's go back to sleep

346
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um

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your honor of the state calls hope

348
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Hathaway to the stand

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[Music]

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s

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[Music]

352
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[Applause]

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[Music]

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see happens

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[Music]

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[Applause]

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[Music]

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[Applause]

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[Music]

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[Applause]

361
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[Music]

362
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[Applause]

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[Music]

364
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do you swear to tell the truth

365
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the whole truth

366
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nothing but the truth God help me

367
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so help you God

368
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I absolutely do

369
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excuse me

370
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give us your name and occupation please

371
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my name is Hope Hathaway and I work as a

372
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secretary at trout Enterprises do you

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know the defendant

374
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yes I do

375
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very well

376
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how well Miss Hathaway

377
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seems so sweet and shy

378
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he's stopped by my desk and we talk

379
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once or twice we had lunch in the office

380
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and

381
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watch General Hospital

382
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he loved the Soaps

383
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then one day he invited me to go bowling

384
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bowling

385
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yes he

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wanted to go by his apartment

387
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to pick up his ball his ball

388
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[Laughter]

389
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and what happened

390
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we went to his apartment

391
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this unbelievable place at Forsyth

392
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Square 10 rooms antiques art all over

393
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the walls

394
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a mink

395
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bedspread

396
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but no bowling ball

397
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looking back on

398
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I don't think he ever intended to go

399
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bowling

400
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no

401
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I don't suppose so

402
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come on well

403
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even with no bowling we had a wonderful

404
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time

405
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we uh we drank French champagne listened

406
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to music danced

407
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then we took a limo to dinner at

408
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Rothschilds a limo

409
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Sanford city owned two of them and after

410
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dinner at one of the most exclusive

411
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restaurants in the city the limo

412
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took us back to the penthouse and

413
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and we drank Cognac and talked and

414
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yes Miss Hathaway

415
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and and then

416
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and then he made love to me

417
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[Music]

418
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on the mink bedspread

419
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[Music]

420
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he was like a wild animal

421
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it was so

422
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I've never

423
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I just couldn't believe it

424
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Dennis

425
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[Music]

426
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you've got exactly 10 seconds to

427
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apologize for every squirrel that's a

428
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liable this thing you've ever said or

429
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thought about me

430
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why because you sleazy a little bit hack

431
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I've got the story of the century

432
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foreign

433
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[Music]

434
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foreign

435
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s with commitment this car is leased

436
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because the numbers make sense what is

437
00:25:15.000 --> 00:25:20.000
there about a gas guzzling Macho phallic

438
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symbol it makes any sense oh bravo bravo

439
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Antiquated pop feminist psychobabble

440
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rhetoric designed to cover up your basic

441
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inadequacies speaking of which does your

442
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car make you feel any more like the man

443
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you're still not sure you are

444
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I know who I am sweetie

445
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got a real good idea too

446
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[Music]

447
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thank you

448
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what another beer babe

449
00:26:07.000 --> 00:26:12.000
how about calling a waitress

450
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you know there was a time when you would

451
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have run

452
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no crawled to get me a beer

453
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times change

454
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yeah

455
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lots of things change

456
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what happened to um Jerry from Ohio

457
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he was very disappointed

458
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chariot

459
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I had a headache another headache

460
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you're getting bad for business

461
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sweetheart yeah

462
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well I've been thinking about another

463
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line of work

464
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you were headaches

465
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money now I'm here to be reimbursed

466
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[Music]

467
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I want my money

468
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[Music]

469
00:27:05.000 --> 00:27:08.000
let's go

470
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[Music]

471
00:27:34.000 --> 00:27:37.000
are you awake

472
00:27:37.000 --> 00:27:40.000
forever

473
00:27:41.000 --> 00:27:44.000
honey

474
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and daddy have arranged the entire

475
00:27:54.000 --> 00:28:01.000
honeymoon oh it's a complete surprise it

476
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do everyone except my accountant but not

477
00:28:01.000 --> 00:28:07.000
to worry junk bonds are financing the

478
00:28:03.000 --> 00:28:11.000
whole thing oh good Robert stop talking

479
00:28:07.000 --> 00:28:12.000
money she hates to talk about it love is

480
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to spend it

481
00:28:12.000 --> 00:28:17.000
that runs in the family though Phil

482
00:28:14.000 --> 00:28:19.000
you've got your work cut out for you

483
00:28:17.000 --> 00:28:23.000
hey and speaking of work

484
00:28:19.000 --> 00:28:26.000
how about a toast the newest partner in

485
00:28:23.000 --> 00:28:26.000
bets Babcock and Benjamin

486
00:28:27.000 --> 00:28:34.000
well yes uh that's future partner

487
00:28:31.000 --> 00:28:36.000
complete hey that Windsor Court Converse

488
00:28:34.000 --> 00:28:37.000
has made you very attractive to our

489
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board

490
00:28:37.000 --> 00:28:42.000
well thank you but it's not a done deal

491
00:28:39.000 --> 00:28:43.000
yet I'm still chasing financing and uh

492
00:28:42.000 --> 00:28:45.000
some of the investors are getting a

493
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little nervous about the demonstrations

494
00:28:45.000 --> 00:28:52.000
it'll happen no doubt out about it

495
00:28:49.000 --> 00:28:56.000
let's talk Beamers I've been thinking

496
00:28:52.000 --> 00:28:58.000
about that BMW bets and I don't know I'm

497
00:28:56.000 --> 00:29:00.000
not sure if it's for me you know what I

498
00:28:58.000 --> 00:29:00.000
mean it's

499
00:29:08.000 --> 00:29:21.000
[Laughter]

500
00:29:11.000 --> 00:29:21.000
[Music]

501
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[Music]

502
00:29:38.000 --> 00:29:44.000
[Applause]

503
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[Music]

504
00:29:45.000 --> 00:29:50.000
my amazing

505
00:29:47.000 --> 00:29:50.000
[Applause]

506
00:29:53.000 --> 00:29:56.000
for me

507
00:30:01.000 --> 00:30:04.000
[Applause]

508
00:30:05.000 --> 00:30:08.000
foreign

509
00:30:09.000 --> 00:30:12.000
[Music]

510
00:30:16.000 --> 00:30:21.000
with your timing

511
00:30:19.000 --> 00:30:22.000
maybe you should post your ETA no I

512
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didn't mean that I meant your car you

513
00:30:22.000 --> 00:30:29.000
need your timing adjusted

514
00:30:26.000 --> 00:30:31.000
oh yeah I've been meaning to adjust that

515
00:30:29.000 --> 00:30:34.000
like I wanted to say about yesterday

516
00:30:31.000 --> 00:30:37.000
that uh I was a little out of line it

517
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was a long day a lot of hassles

518
00:30:37.000 --> 00:30:45.000
and uh bad timing

519
00:30:41.000 --> 00:30:45.000
me too all right thanks okay

520
00:30:46.000 --> 00:30:51.000
holy smokes look at this is there

521
00:30:49.000 --> 00:30:54.000
anything you don't support probably

522
00:30:51.000 --> 00:30:56.000
everything you do oh

523
00:30:54.000 --> 00:30:57.000
well I used to have a car like this once

524
00:30:56.000 --> 00:30:59.000
bumper stickers all over the place

525
00:30:57.000 --> 00:31:02.000
really what happened

526
00:30:59.000 --> 00:31:05.000
well my dad had it trashed no I mean

527
00:31:02.000 --> 00:31:07.000
what happened to you to me

528
00:31:05.000 --> 00:31:10.000
well you asked interesting questions

529
00:31:07.000 --> 00:31:10.000
what about the answers

530
00:31:13.000 --> 00:31:20.000
[Music]

531
00:31:17.000 --> 00:31:20.000
[Applause]

532
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[Applause]

533
00:31:30.000 --> 00:31:43.000
[Music]

534
00:31:40.000 --> 00:31:43.000
all rise

535
00:31:48.000 --> 00:31:53.000
foreign

536
00:31:50.000 --> 00:31:53.000
[Music]

537
00:31:57.000 --> 00:32:04.000
not the price is right button it up

538
00:32:01.000 --> 00:32:05.000
counselor can we please get this show on

539
00:32:04.000 --> 00:32:07.000
the road

540
00:32:05.000 --> 00:32:08.000
yes your honor

541
00:32:07.000 --> 00:32:11.000
the state calls hope Hathaway to the

542
00:32:08.000 --> 00:32:11.000
stand

543
00:32:19.000 --> 00:32:22.000
[Applause]

544
00:32:30.000 --> 00:32:33.000
foreign

545
00:32:34.000 --> 00:32:42.000
[Music]

546
00:32:39.000 --> 00:32:45.000
expensive restaurants exotic trips

547
00:32:42.000 --> 00:32:47.000
the defendant sounds very generous

548
00:32:45.000 --> 00:32:50.000
oh yes

549
00:32:47.000 --> 00:32:54.000
yes he he was always buying me things

550
00:32:50.000 --> 00:32:54.000
closed Rivers jewelry

551
00:32:55.000 --> 00:33:00.000
he said he wanted to make me as happy as

552
00:32:57.000 --> 00:33:00.000
I made him

553
00:33:01.000 --> 00:33:04.000
these were in my Christmas stocking last

554
00:33:03.000 --> 00:33:05.000
year

555
00:33:04.000 --> 00:33:08.000
oh

556
00:33:05.000 --> 00:33:08.000
lovely

557
00:33:09.000 --> 00:33:12.000
tell us

558
00:33:10.000 --> 00:33:14.000
did you ever inquire how the defendant

559
00:33:12.000 --> 00:33:16.000
an accountant earning thirty thousand a

560
00:33:14.000 --> 00:33:19.000
year could afford to live like an Arab

561
00:33:16.000 --> 00:33:22.000
oil Sheikh

562
00:33:19.000 --> 00:33:22.000
a lady never asks about money

563
00:33:23.000 --> 00:33:28.000
I never suspected a thing

564
00:33:26.000 --> 00:33:31.000
but then

565
00:33:28.000 --> 00:33:34.000
I wasn't thinking very clearly

566
00:33:31.000 --> 00:33:37.000
I don't know he did something to me that

567
00:33:34.000 --> 00:33:37.000
I don't know

568
00:33:37.000 --> 00:33:44.000
I don't know how to describe it

569
00:33:39.000 --> 00:33:44.000
try Miss Hathaway what did he do

570
00:33:44.000 --> 00:33:50.000
he had this incredible

571
00:33:46.000 --> 00:33:53.000
yes this incredible

572
00:33:50.000 --> 00:33:57.000
it's incredible

573
00:33:53.000 --> 00:34:00.000
[Music]

574
00:33:57.000 --> 00:34:00.000
power

575
00:34:01.000 --> 00:34:11.000
[Music]

576
00:34:08.000 --> 00:34:11.000
foreign

577
00:34:15.000 --> 00:34:28.000
[Music]

578
00:34:25.000 --> 00:34:30.000
about your emotional and sexual

579
00:34:28.000 --> 00:34:33.000
relationship with the defendant he

580
00:34:30.000 --> 00:34:36.000
sounded very

581
00:34:33.000 --> 00:34:39.000
charismatic Mary and isn't it true you

582
00:34:36.000 --> 00:34:42.000
felt powerless to resist him I don't

583
00:34:39.000 --> 00:34:44.000
know I never tried isn't it possible

584
00:34:42.000 --> 00:34:46.000
that you were under the defendant's

585
00:34:44.000 --> 00:34:48.000
spell a spell woven by endearing words

586
00:34:46.000 --> 00:34:52.000
and lavish gifts to exploit you and

587
00:34:48.000 --> 00:34:53.000
serve his own sordid gain objection your

588
00:34:52.000 --> 00:34:55.000
honor the prosecution is leading the

589
00:34:53.000 --> 00:34:57.000
witness

590
00:34:55.000 --> 00:35:20.000
foreign

591
00:34:57.000 --> 00:35:22.000
[Music]

592
00:35:20.000 --> 00:35:24.000
were you surprised when he was arrested

593
00:35:22.000 --> 00:35:27.000
I was devastated

594
00:35:24.000 --> 00:35:30.000
do you still believe he loved you

595
00:35:27.000 --> 00:35:30.000
I don't know

596
00:35:31.000 --> 00:35:37.000
[Music]

597
00:35:39.000 --> 00:36:00.000
[Music]

598
00:35:54.000 --> 00:36:00.000
[Applause]

599
00:36:07.000 --> 00:36:10.000
all right

600
00:36:14.000 --> 00:36:18.000
Adam and Eve committed the first crime

601
00:36:17.000 --> 00:36:23.000
of passion

602
00:36:18.000 --> 00:36:25.000
passion that's our Focus folks

603
00:36:23.000 --> 00:36:29.000
ever since he bit into that apple and

604
00:36:25.000 --> 00:36:31.000
Adam bit into her hello history has told

605
00:36:29.000 --> 00:36:35.000
a steamy sagas of other star-crossed

606
00:36:31.000 --> 00:36:36.000
lovers Anthony and Cleopatra Romeo and

607
00:36:35.000 --> 00:36:39.000
Juliet

608
00:36:36.000 --> 00:36:42.000
Jorge and women everywhere

609
00:36:39.000 --> 00:36:42.000
[Applause]

610
00:36:42.000 --> 00:36:46.000
and now we can add another couple to

611
00:36:44.000 --> 00:36:47.000
that Pantheon of passion

612
00:36:46.000 --> 00:36:50.000
Sanford and Hope

613
00:36:47.000 --> 00:36:50.000
[Music]

614
00:36:51.000 --> 00:36:56.000
their story will shock you perhaps

615
00:36:53.000 --> 00:36:59.000
titillate you perhaps make you lose your

616
00:36:56.000 --> 00:36:59.000
lunch

617
00:37:00.000 --> 00:37:10.000
[Music]

618
00:37:11.000 --> 00:37:16.000
this is unbelievable

619
00:37:14.000 --> 00:37:19.000
Hope's had a longer run than Bonanza

620
00:37:16.000 --> 00:37:21.000
yeah she's LED quite a life do we have

621
00:37:19.000 --> 00:37:24.000
to relive every hour of it

622
00:37:21.000 --> 00:37:28.000
Meanwhile my career is going up in phone

623
00:37:24.000 --> 00:37:28.000
slip hey poor baby

624
00:37:28.000 --> 00:37:34.000
hey I got a lousy idea

625
00:37:31.000 --> 00:37:36.000
why don't you and I have lunch

626
00:37:34.000 --> 00:37:38.000
no come on we can celebrate surviving

627
00:37:36.000 --> 00:37:42.000
the jury from hell

628
00:37:38.000 --> 00:37:43.000
on one condition we go dutch oh yes no I

629
00:37:42.000 --> 00:37:44.000
wouldn't want you to have to pay for

630
00:37:43.000 --> 00:37:47.000
everything

631
00:37:44.000 --> 00:37:49.000
oops

632
00:37:47.000 --> 00:37:50.000
I better take this call this could be

633
00:37:49.000 --> 00:37:52.000
the difference between life and death as

634
00:37:50.000 --> 00:37:55.000
I know it that's okay I got to make one

635
00:37:52.000 --> 00:37:55.000
of those calls too

636
00:37:57.000 --> 00:38:02.000
a long time no see baby

637
00:37:59.000 --> 00:38:02.000
[Music]

638
00:38:02.000 --> 00:38:11.000
I'm gonna get you count on it

639
00:38:06.000 --> 00:38:11.000
thank God you're here a mouse

640
00:38:12.000 --> 00:38:16.000
but we're days away from it to you why

641
00:38:14.000 --> 00:38:18.000
are the Germans getting cold feet now

642
00:38:16.000 --> 00:38:19.000
you bet they're running scared we've got

643
00:38:18.000 --> 00:38:21.000
the permit the press releases are out

644
00:38:19.000 --> 00:38:23.000
we've even got porta potties another

645
00:38:21.000 --> 00:38:25.000
demonstration wins six shots that way

646
00:38:23.000 --> 00:38:27.000
we'll make the 11 o'clock news how many

647
00:38:25.000 --> 00:38:29.000
people are they expecting at least 500

648
00:38:27.000 --> 00:38:30.000
we'll have a line that completely

649
00:38:29.000 --> 00:38:33.000
surrounds the Windsor you get a press

650
00:38:30.000 --> 00:38:35.000
release out ASAP something about the

651
00:38:33.000 --> 00:38:39.000
Windsor is going to get the loving care

652
00:38:35.000 --> 00:38:39.000
and attention it badly needs

653
00:38:43.000 --> 00:38:46.000
their minds

654
00:38:48.000 --> 00:38:51.000
you

655
00:38:49.000 --> 00:38:51.000
you

656
00:38:53.000 --> 00:38:56.000
can forget lunch

657
00:38:58.000 --> 00:39:03.000
so exactly how long have you been as

658
00:39:00.000 --> 00:39:05.000
secretary Miss Hathaway

659
00:39:03.000 --> 00:39:06.000
nearly six years oh and you're good at

660
00:39:05.000 --> 00:39:09.000
your job

661
00:39:06.000 --> 00:39:10.000
I'm a professional it's difficult isn't

662
00:39:09.000 --> 00:39:13.000
it there's a lot more to it than making

663
00:39:10.000 --> 00:39:17.000
coffee and copies uh there's filing

664
00:39:13.000 --> 00:39:19.000
phones typing dictation

665
00:39:17.000 --> 00:39:24.000
take a letter would you please

666
00:39:19.000 --> 00:39:26.000
two Mr White Rabbit 4242 Wonderland way

667
00:39:24.000 --> 00:39:28.000
Wonderland England Dear Mr rabbit in

668
00:39:26.000 --> 00:39:30.000
regards to your letter of the 12th

669
00:39:28.000 --> 00:39:31.000
inquiring about a Mr Hatter I regret to

670
00:39:30.000 --> 00:39:33.000
inform you that he has recently

671
00:39:31.000 --> 00:39:36.000
experienced a mental breakdown in fact

672
00:39:33.000 --> 00:39:39.000
he's gone completely mad

673
00:39:36.000 --> 00:39:39.000
let's see what you've got

674
00:39:40.000 --> 00:39:44.000
uh-huh

675
00:39:42.000 --> 00:39:47.000
no shorthand huh

676
00:39:44.000 --> 00:39:52.000
well I'll read what you've got anyway

677
00:39:47.000 --> 00:39:58.000
to Mr wide rabbit 402 wonderful England

678
00:39:52.000 --> 00:40:01.000
Dear Mr rabbit in regards mental mad

679
00:39:58.000 --> 00:40:03.000
nice handwriting sure but I think a

680
00:40:01.000 --> 00:40:05.000
stone Carver could take the station

681
00:40:03.000 --> 00:40:08.000
faster than you Miss Hathaway a

682
00:40:05.000 --> 00:40:09.000
secretary with years of experience

683
00:40:08.000 --> 00:40:12.000
so

684
00:40:09.000 --> 00:40:13.000
why did trout Industries hire you Miss

685
00:40:12.000 --> 00:40:14.000
Hathaway

686
00:40:13.000 --> 00:40:17.000
it certainly wasn't because of your

687
00:40:14.000 --> 00:40:18.000
secretarial skills objection counselors

688
00:40:17.000 --> 00:40:19.000
acting as though the witness was on

689
00:40:18.000 --> 00:40:21.000
trial your honor I'm simply trying to

690
00:40:19.000 --> 00:40:23.000
establish the validity of the witness I

691
00:40:21.000 --> 00:40:24.000
mean if she isn't a secretary then what

692
00:40:23.000 --> 00:40:31.000
is she

693
00:40:24.000 --> 00:40:31.000
[Applause]

694
00:40:33.000 --> 00:40:36.000
what

695
00:40:41.000 --> 00:40:45.000
this afternoon's papers you better have

696
00:40:43.000 --> 00:40:45.000
a look

697
00:40:46.000 --> 00:40:49.000
trash fodder round up the jewelry we

698
00:40:48.000 --> 00:40:52.000
need to have a little talk

699
00:40:49.000 --> 00:40:52.000
[Applause]

700
00:40:54.000 --> 00:41:01.000
the First Amendment calls this news

701
00:40:59.000 --> 00:41:04.000
personally I have another name for this

702
00:41:01.000 --> 00:41:07.000
but uh nobody's asking me

703
00:41:04.000 --> 00:41:11.000
the Constitution also states that

704
00:41:07.000 --> 00:41:13.000
everyone is entitled to a fair trial now

705
00:41:11.000 --> 00:41:16.000
that I can buy

706
00:41:13.000 --> 00:41:18.000
but any more of this type of news a fair

707
00:41:16.000 --> 00:41:20.000
trial around here will be virtually

708
00:41:18.000 --> 00:41:23.000
impossible

709
00:41:20.000 --> 00:41:24.000
so tonight

710
00:41:23.000 --> 00:41:25.000
I'm ordering that this jury becomes

711
00:41:24.000 --> 00:41:28.000
sequestered

712
00:41:25.000 --> 00:41:28.000
have a good night

713
00:41:29.000 --> 00:41:34.000
[Music]

714
00:41:38.000 --> 00:41:43.000
somebody died in this hotel

715
00:41:40.000 --> 00:41:46.000
more than once I knew it

716
00:41:43.000 --> 00:41:49.000
this looks exactly like the hotel lobby

717
00:41:46.000 --> 00:41:51.000
and loves Sweet Revenge Francois rode

718
00:41:49.000 --> 00:41:55.000
his stallion up four flights of burning

719
00:41:51.000 --> 00:41:59.000
stairs to rescue his beloved Dominique

720
00:41:55.000 --> 00:42:00.000
oh Francois was so

721
00:41:59.000 --> 00:42:11.000
so

722
00:42:00.000 --> 00:42:11.000
[Music]

723
00:42:15.000 --> 00:42:23.000
Watkins and Eddie here there it is

724
00:42:20.000 --> 00:42:25.000
if it was that Broad and the Red Top uh

725
00:42:23.000 --> 00:42:28.000
Rita burwald and our female guests are

726
00:42:25.000 --> 00:42:32.000
women Mr Martin not broads you don't see

727
00:42:28.000 --> 00:42:36.000
him at 4am after a picture of margaritas

728
00:42:32.000 --> 00:42:36.000
I know that broad from somewhere

729
00:42:40.000 --> 00:42:46.000
oh this is funny yeah I'm right here too

730
00:42:43.000 --> 00:42:49.000
hey you travel pretty light there huh oh

731
00:42:46.000 --> 00:42:51.000
I lost the key to my home I think

732
00:42:49.000 --> 00:42:54.000
locksmith is getting a key tomorrow

733
00:42:51.000 --> 00:42:56.000
excuse me

734
00:42:54.000 --> 00:43:00.000
pardon me

735
00:42:56.000 --> 00:43:01.000
my room 342. no it's my room c342 and I

736
00:43:00.000 --> 00:43:03.000
was here first oh great what do you want

737
00:43:01.000 --> 00:43:05.000
to do have a sit in there or a forced

738
00:43:03.000 --> 00:43:08.000
eviction

739
00:43:05.000 --> 00:43:11.000
okay I'm sure he'll be happy to sort

740
00:43:08.000 --> 00:43:14.000
this out for us hey

741
00:43:11.000 --> 00:43:14.000
[Applause]

742
00:43:15.000 --> 00:43:17.000
hippie

743
00:43:18.000 --> 00:43:22.000
thank you

744
00:43:22.000 --> 00:43:29.000
I have your room Mrs worth the

745
00:43:27.000 --> 00:43:32.000
television

746
00:43:29.000 --> 00:43:32.000
the lamb

747
00:43:37.000 --> 00:43:39.000
bed

748
00:43:39.000 --> 00:43:42.000
well

749
00:43:41.000 --> 00:43:44.000
um

750
00:43:42.000 --> 00:43:46.000
any problems at all please don't

751
00:43:44.000 --> 00:43:47.000
hesitate to call me

752
00:43:46.000 --> 00:43:50.000
I'd like you to think of me as your

753
00:43:47.000 --> 00:43:50.000
personal Valley

754
00:43:50.000 --> 00:43:54.000
and I don't speak I don't understand the

755
00:43:53.000 --> 00:43:56.000
word

756
00:43:54.000 --> 00:43:59.000
really

757
00:43:56.000 --> 00:43:59.000
Clinic

758
00:44:00.000 --> 00:44:06.000
Ally

759
00:44:02.000 --> 00:44:07.000
[Music]

760
00:44:06.000 --> 00:44:10.000
bonjour

761
00:44:07.000 --> 00:44:15.000
petite brioche

762
00:44:10.000 --> 00:44:17.000
[Music]

763
00:44:15.000 --> 00:44:20.000
bonjour

764
00:44:17.000 --> 00:44:20.000
[Music]

765
00:44:26.000 --> 00:44:31.000
everybody I am getting a very strong

766
00:44:29.000 --> 00:44:34.000
negative Karma reading for our Miss

767
00:44:31.000 --> 00:44:35.000
Hathaway and the Cards Never Lie

768
00:44:34.000 --> 00:44:38.000
well I'll tell you I think this whole

769
00:44:35.000 --> 00:44:40.000
thing is strange I know business that's

770
00:44:38.000 --> 00:44:42.000
what I do and it is very difficult to

771
00:44:40.000 --> 00:44:44.000
steal that kind of money really I

772
00:44:42.000 --> 00:44:46.000
thought businessmen were notoriously

773
00:44:44.000 --> 00:44:49.000
good thieves well the good ones don't

774
00:44:46.000 --> 00:44:53.000
get cut sweetie you should know why

775
00:44:49.000 --> 00:44:54.000
don't you just clip okay who cares all I

776
00:44:53.000 --> 00:44:57.000
want to do is get out of here while I'm

777
00:44:54.000 --> 00:44:59.000
still young with a life to live

778
00:44:57.000 --> 00:45:02.000
it's very sensitive very nice you know

779
00:44:59.000 --> 00:45:05.000
there was a very similar situation in

780
00:45:02.000 --> 00:45:08.000
this wonderful book Executive Suite did

781
00:45:05.000 --> 00:45:09.000
anybody read it no no

782
00:45:08.000 --> 00:45:12.000
well anyway

783
00:45:09.000 --> 00:45:15.000
stunning executive secretary Yvette was

784
00:45:12.000 --> 00:45:17.000
hired by the president to seduce his

785
00:45:15.000 --> 00:45:20.000
partner so that he could blackmail him

786
00:45:17.000 --> 00:45:22.000
and force him out of business

787
00:45:20.000 --> 00:45:24.000
it worked

788
00:45:22.000 --> 00:45:26.000
that's great

789
00:45:24.000 --> 00:45:29.000
well so

790
00:45:26.000 --> 00:45:32.000
well maybe Hope was hired to seduce

791
00:45:29.000 --> 00:45:35.000
Sanford that would explain what hope saw

792
00:45:32.000 --> 00:45:37.000
in legal post maybe he's just a really

793
00:45:35.000 --> 00:45:39.000
nice man they do exist yes but those

794
00:45:37.000 --> 00:45:41.000
guys don't get the hopes of the world

795
00:45:39.000 --> 00:45:45.000
you know that no we we wait just a

796
00:45:41.000 --> 00:45:49.000
minute now if hope did seduce Sanford

797
00:45:45.000 --> 00:45:50.000
who put her up to it whoever stole the

798
00:45:49.000 --> 00:45:53.000
money

799
00:45:50.000 --> 00:45:56.000
and needed a Fall Guy to frame and the

800
00:45:53.000 --> 00:45:58.000
Mystery person is who

801
00:45:56.000 --> 00:46:00.000
who cares

802
00:45:58.000 --> 00:46:01.000
anyone dumb enough to be arrested in the

803
00:46:00.000 --> 00:46:04.000
first place should be executed or

804
00:46:01.000 --> 00:46:04.000
exported

805
00:46:07.000 --> 00:46:12.000
just don't have enough evidence we need

806
00:46:10.000 --> 00:46:15.000
facts all right but at least we have a

807
00:46:12.000 --> 00:46:15.000
start at a very good start

808
00:46:17.000 --> 00:46:24.000
foreign

809
00:46:19.000 --> 00:46:28.000
[Music]

810
00:46:24.000 --> 00:46:30.000
I was serious about the pot roast honey

811
00:46:28.000 --> 00:46:32.000
my time comes that's the first thing I

812
00:46:30.000 --> 00:46:35.000
want

813
00:46:32.000 --> 00:46:37.000
that and a piece of your lemon pie

814
00:46:35.000 --> 00:46:40.000
the altitude doesn't affect meringue

815
00:46:37.000 --> 00:46:40.000
does it

816
00:46:43.000 --> 00:46:49.000
Indian summers a beautiful time of year

817
00:46:46.000 --> 00:46:50.000
you should see the fall Garden we've

818
00:46:49.000 --> 00:46:51.000
planted

819
00:46:50.000 --> 00:46:54.000
[Music]

820
00:46:51.000 --> 00:46:57.000
there's a few things I'd miss

821
00:46:54.000 --> 00:47:07.000
a few things

822
00:46:57.000 --> 00:47:07.000
[Music]

823
00:47:15.000 --> 00:47:19.000
I came down to take a look at your

824
00:47:17.000 --> 00:47:21.000
demonstration you attacked me attacked

825
00:47:19.000 --> 00:47:24.000
you why would I do that yeah because

826
00:47:21.000 --> 00:47:26.000
you're you're because I'm a man

827
00:47:24.000 --> 00:47:28.000
oh we know how predictable men are don't

828
00:47:26.000 --> 00:47:31.000
we lady you got a big problem yeah I've

829
00:47:28.000 --> 00:47:34.000
got a problem don't both got a problem

830
00:47:31.000 --> 00:47:36.000
it's a beautiful night with a million

831
00:47:34.000 --> 00:47:39.000
dollar View and you're both wasting it

832
00:47:36.000 --> 00:47:42.000
all screaming like La cats in the night

833
00:47:39.000 --> 00:47:43.000
hey none of this lasts forever it's gone

834
00:47:42.000 --> 00:47:46.000
like that

835
00:47:43.000 --> 00:47:50.000
stop yelling start talking

836
00:47:46.000 --> 00:47:50.000
maybe you'll both learn something

837
00:47:53.000 --> 00:47:56.000
okay

838
00:48:01.000 --> 00:48:03.000
hello

839
00:48:03.000 --> 00:48:10.000
oh hi honey

840
00:48:06.000 --> 00:48:15.000
no oh I know you got one coming down the

841
00:48:10.000 --> 00:48:18.000
Chute now well there's nothing I can do

842
00:48:15.000 --> 00:48:19.000
my hands are tight Claire

843
00:48:18.000 --> 00:48:22.000
no

844
00:48:19.000 --> 00:48:25.000
they won't let you near me

845
00:48:22.000 --> 00:48:28.000
don't call the ACLU player

846
00:48:25.000 --> 00:48:31.000
no not the president

847
00:48:28.000 --> 00:48:35.000
oh I know honey

848
00:48:31.000 --> 00:48:38.000
[Music]

849
00:48:35.000 --> 00:48:38.000
foreign

850
00:48:47.000 --> 00:49:00.000
[Music]

851
00:49:07.000 --> 00:49:10.000
[Music]

852
00:49:08.000 --> 00:49:13.000
room

853
00:49:10.000 --> 00:49:17.000
well I I'd rather not say

854
00:49:13.000 --> 00:49:19.000
are you your worst nightmare an honest

855
00:49:17.000 --> 00:49:21.000
house that come on you're gonna take a

856
00:49:19.000 --> 00:49:21.000
ride in the basement

857
00:49:22.000 --> 00:49:23.000
[Music]

858
00:49:23.000 --> 00:49:29.000
[Applause]

859
00:49:23.000 --> 00:49:29.000
[Music]

860
00:49:32.000 --> 00:49:40.000
I am so bored it's a room service menu

861
00:49:36.000 --> 00:49:43.000
makes me nauseous my TV is broken my

862
00:49:40.000 --> 00:49:46.000
room is totally suffocating Chef Lee

863
00:49:43.000 --> 00:49:49.000
shut up what stop complaining

864
00:49:46.000 --> 00:49:52.000
your young healthy pretty rich with your

865
00:49:49.000 --> 00:49:54.000
whole life ahead of you you're lucky

866
00:49:52.000 --> 00:49:57.000
do something constructive with your good

867
00:49:54.000 --> 00:49:59.000
fortune and stop wasting your life you

868
00:49:57.000 --> 00:50:01.000
only get one despite what Evelyn says

869
00:49:59.000 --> 00:50:05.000
how dare you talk to me that way I'm old

870
00:50:01.000 --> 00:50:07.000
I can finally be honest and I've earned

871
00:50:05.000 --> 00:50:10.000
the right to complain

872
00:50:07.000 --> 00:50:13.000
my wife and best friend died last year

873
00:50:10.000 --> 00:50:15.000
and they told me I couldn't teach

874
00:50:13.000 --> 00:50:18.000
that left me with a garden and not

875
00:50:15.000 --> 00:50:21.000
nearly enough peace of mind

876
00:50:18.000 --> 00:50:23.000
not much to show for a life

877
00:50:21.000 --> 00:50:25.000
so

878
00:50:23.000 --> 00:50:29.000
if you only got one how come you're

879
00:50:25.000 --> 00:50:29.000
giving up on you're so soon

880
00:50:31.000 --> 00:50:37.000
I seem to have lost the point

881
00:50:33.000 --> 00:50:39.000
or just quit looking for it

882
00:50:37.000 --> 00:50:41.000
possibly

883
00:50:39.000 --> 00:50:43.000
but what's worse

884
00:50:41.000 --> 00:50:46.000
to quit looking

885
00:50:43.000 --> 00:50:46.000
or never start

886
00:50:51.000 --> 00:50:56.000
all right why don't you defrost it first

887
00:50:53.000 --> 00:50:59.000
let it melt

888
00:50:56.000 --> 00:51:02.000
look I gotta go all right yeah good luck

889
00:50:59.000 --> 00:51:02.000
Drew

890
00:51:06.000 --> 00:51:12.000
Mr Lloyd I was expecting room service

891
00:51:10.000 --> 00:51:14.000
I know

892
00:51:12.000 --> 00:51:16.000
but I have taken the Liberty to

893
00:51:14.000 --> 00:51:20.000
personally prepare yoroda

894
00:51:16.000 --> 00:51:21.000
you know our staff here can sometimes be

895
00:51:20.000 --> 00:51:23.000
so

896
00:51:21.000 --> 00:51:26.000
um

897
00:51:23.000 --> 00:51:30.000
so crap

898
00:51:26.000 --> 00:51:34.000
I I trust your room is not too god-task

899
00:51:30.000 --> 00:51:37.000
oh no no it's wonderful I feel just like

900
00:51:34.000 --> 00:51:39.000
Anna in tears for my beloved you know

901
00:51:37.000 --> 00:51:41.000
when she discovers that she really is

902
00:51:39.000 --> 00:51:43.000
the queen of Bavaria

903
00:51:41.000 --> 00:51:45.000
gee this is the first time in years I

904
00:51:43.000 --> 00:51:47.000
haven't had to share a tub with a rubber

905
00:51:45.000 --> 00:51:47.000
ducky

906
00:51:47.000 --> 00:51:50.000
how wonderful for you

907
00:51:54.000 --> 00:51:57.000
[Music]

908
00:52:01.000 --> 00:52:10.000
[Music]

909
00:52:07.000 --> 00:52:12.000
oh SWA

910
00:52:10.000 --> 00:52:15.000
um wow

911
00:52:12.000 --> 00:52:15.000
oh

912
00:52:16.000 --> 00:52:20.000
well I guess the demonstration's over

913
00:52:19.000 --> 00:52:23.000
huh

914
00:52:20.000 --> 00:52:25.000
I wonder who won funny I never even

915
00:52:23.000 --> 00:52:27.000
thought about that

916
00:52:25.000 --> 00:52:28.000
I guess it's being up here and the

917
00:52:27.000 --> 00:52:31.000
feeling there's nothing I can do about

918
00:52:28.000 --> 00:52:34.000
it that is not my style

919
00:52:31.000 --> 00:52:36.000
I'm from a long line of doers you know

920
00:52:34.000 --> 00:52:38.000
oh yes

921
00:52:36.000 --> 00:52:40.000
see that big building over there

922
00:52:38.000 --> 00:52:41.000
and this one in the middle the one right

923
00:52:40.000 --> 00:52:44.000
beside that

924
00:52:41.000 --> 00:52:47.000
all developed by my old man

925
00:52:44.000 --> 00:52:50.000
Baron Beckman he must have loved it well

926
00:52:47.000 --> 00:52:52.000
he did it because his father did it

927
00:52:50.000 --> 00:52:53.000
but my father really loved was fly

928
00:52:52.000 --> 00:52:54.000
fishing

929
00:52:53.000 --> 00:52:56.000
always promised himself that when he

930
00:52:54.000 --> 00:52:58.000
retired that's the way he'd spend his

931
00:52:56.000 --> 00:52:58.000
days

932
00:52:59.000 --> 00:53:04.000
he didn't make it he uh

933
00:53:01.000 --> 00:53:07.000
died at his desk my dad

934
00:53:04.000 --> 00:53:11.000
age 52.

935
00:53:07.000 --> 00:53:11.000
that's so young I'm sorry

936
00:53:11.000 --> 00:53:16.000
when I was a kid I just wanted to be

937
00:53:13.000 --> 00:53:20.000
exactly like my dad

938
00:53:16.000 --> 00:53:20.000
now I'm afraid I may have succeeded

939
00:53:21.000 --> 00:53:26.000
parents stick with you you know my

940
00:53:23.000 --> 00:53:28.000
father was a socialist labor organizer

941
00:53:26.000 --> 00:53:30.000
when I was seven he ran off with a lady

942
00:53:28.000 --> 00:53:33.000
arc welder uh-oh

943
00:53:30.000 --> 00:53:34.000
pop taught me two things don't trust

944
00:53:33.000 --> 00:53:36.000
money

945
00:53:34.000 --> 00:53:38.000
or men

946
00:53:36.000 --> 00:53:41.000
well that's bad news for a male

947
00:53:38.000 --> 00:53:44.000
capitalist pig isn't it

948
00:53:41.000 --> 00:53:46.000
could say that

949
00:53:44.000 --> 00:53:50.000
so what's your type what kind of guys

950
00:53:46.000 --> 00:53:52.000
exotic interests like fly fishing

951
00:53:50.000 --> 00:53:55.000
well that would depend on whether the

952
00:53:52.000 --> 00:53:58.000
guy really loved fly fishing or whether

953
00:53:55.000 --> 00:54:01.000
he was just doing it because his dad did

954
00:53:58.000 --> 00:54:01.000
or because his dad didn't

955
00:54:10.000 --> 00:54:15.000
hi hi

956
00:54:12.000 --> 00:54:19.000
it's going to be pretty cold tonight

957
00:54:15.000 --> 00:54:19.000
I thought you could use these

958
00:54:19.000 --> 00:54:22.000
they're clean

959
00:54:24.000 --> 00:54:27.000
you're a nice man

960
00:54:34.000 --> 00:54:40.000
yes of course I wish you had taken up

961
00:54:37.000 --> 00:54:42.000
fly fishing instead of soccer I'm really

962
00:54:40.000 --> 00:54:44.000
sorry oh I bet

963
00:54:42.000 --> 00:54:46.000
well thanks for listening tonight oh

964
00:54:44.000 --> 00:54:48.000
thanks for talking I like that

965
00:54:46.000 --> 00:54:51.000
it's fun

966
00:54:48.000 --> 00:54:51.000
yeah we're very polite tonight

967
00:54:52.000 --> 00:54:55.000
yeah

968
00:54:53.000 --> 00:54:57.000
it was fun

969
00:54:55.000 --> 00:54:59.000
okay

970
00:54:57.000 --> 00:55:02.000
see you in the morning yeah you go

971
00:54:59.000 --> 00:55:02.000
straight home now

972
00:55:07.000 --> 00:55:10.000
nine

973
00:55:15.000 --> 00:55:30.000
[Music]

974
00:55:28.000 --> 00:55:45.000
foreign

975
00:55:30.000 --> 00:55:45.000
[Music]

976
00:55:49.000 --> 00:55:52.000
[Music]

977
00:56:00.000 --> 00:56:03.000
mm-hmm

978
00:56:09.000 --> 00:56:12.000
my car

979
00:56:16.000 --> 00:56:21.000
bonjour Mrs worth

980
00:56:18.000 --> 00:56:23.000
I'm sure Mr Lloyd I'm uh working late

981
00:56:21.000 --> 00:56:26.000
tonight and I was wondering if you would

982
00:56:23.000 --> 00:56:29.000
care to uh join me for some dinner

983
00:56:26.000 --> 00:56:29.000
dinner

984
00:56:29.000 --> 00:56:35.000
ah well uh

985
00:56:31.000 --> 00:56:37.000
yes but I'm sequestered and I don't know

986
00:56:35.000 --> 00:56:39.000
what the rules are about these sort of

987
00:56:37.000 --> 00:56:39.000
things

988
00:56:39.000 --> 00:56:43.000
room service

989
00:56:41.000 --> 00:56:46.000
your room

990
00:56:43.000 --> 00:56:48.000
clock over

991
00:56:46.000 --> 00:56:51.000
and

992
00:56:48.000 --> 00:57:00.000
I only want to talk about you

993
00:56:51.000 --> 00:57:03.000
[Music]

994
00:57:00.000 --> 00:57:04.000
I finally placed at Burr wall broad she

995
00:57:03.000 --> 00:57:06.000
kept a room at the manor house when I

996
00:57:04.000 --> 00:57:07.000
was a house stick there

997
00:57:06.000 --> 00:57:08.000
but I'm keeping an eye on her just in

998
00:57:07.000 --> 00:57:10.000
case she's up to roll tricks well I

999
00:57:08.000 --> 00:57:11.000
hardly think that's necessary she is a

1000
00:57:10.000 --> 00:57:13.000
juror

1001
00:57:11.000 --> 00:57:16.000
let me tell you something

1002
00:57:13.000 --> 00:57:18.000
jurors dropped their drawers just like

1003
00:57:16.000 --> 00:57:20.000
anyone else already

1004
00:57:18.000 --> 00:57:23.000
something you're counting on huh

1005
00:57:20.000 --> 00:57:28.000
[Laughter]

1006
00:57:23.000 --> 00:57:30.000
oh yeah I'm Jorge And The Beat Goes On

1007
00:57:28.000 --> 00:57:31.000
the crowds keep coming to this

1008
00:57:30.000 --> 00:57:36.000
Courthouse like Lemmings racing to the

1009
00:57:31.000 --> 00:57:39.000
Sea driven by subliminal instinctual

1010
00:57:36.000 --> 00:57:41.000
biological urges despite the sideshow

1011
00:57:39.000 --> 00:57:44.000
glare of salacious sensationalism this

1012
00:57:41.000 --> 00:57:46.000
trial is about more than the tawdry sex

1013
00:57:44.000 --> 00:57:50.000
life of one man it's about

1014
00:57:46.000 --> 00:57:50.000
sex sex

1015
00:57:51.000 --> 00:57:55.000
pure Raw

1016
00:57:55.000 --> 00:58:01.000
undiluted animal lust it's about an

1017
00:57:59.000 --> 00:58:04.000
attack on a system founded on rules

1018
00:58:01.000 --> 00:58:06.000
regulations and standards of ethical

1019
00:58:04.000 --> 00:58:07.000
conduct

1020
00:58:06.000 --> 00:58:10.000
sex

1021
00:58:07.000 --> 00:58:13.000
and that's why Sandy lagelfost is a

1022
00:58:10.000 --> 00:58:18.000
national hero he's the Paul Bunyan the

1023
00:58:13.000 --> 00:58:20.000
Davy Crockett the Abe Lincoln of sex in

1024
00:58:18.000 --> 00:58:23.000
America but what happens to the system

1025
00:58:20.000 --> 00:58:25.000
these standards of morality and basic

1026
00:58:23.000 --> 00:58:28.000
human goodness are ignored and the

1027
00:58:25.000 --> 00:58:30.000
selfish pursuit of personal gain that is

1028
00:58:28.000 --> 00:58:33.000
the question posed by the trial of

1029
00:58:30.000 --> 00:58:35.000
Sanford Lego post and clear my calendar

1030
00:58:33.000 --> 00:58:38.000
All Over America are waiting get Bateman

1031
00:58:35.000 --> 00:58:40.000
on the phone your Witness

1032
00:58:38.000 --> 00:58:43.000
thank you

1033
00:58:40.000 --> 00:58:43.000
sorry

1034
00:58:47.000 --> 00:58:52.000
a description of Life in the Fast Lane

1035
00:58:49.000 --> 00:58:53.000
was very colorful Miss Hathaway

1036
00:58:52.000 --> 00:58:56.000
tell me

1037
00:58:53.000 --> 00:58:59.000
did the defendant carry very much cash

1038
00:58:56.000 --> 00:59:02.000
you know paper money

1039
00:58:59.000 --> 00:59:05.000
no no he always used credit cards so you

1040
00:59:02.000 --> 00:59:07.000
rarely saw him pay cash for anything

1041
00:59:05.000 --> 00:59:08.000
where actual money exchanged hands did

1042
00:59:07.000 --> 00:59:12.000
you

1043
00:59:08.000 --> 00:59:15.000
well no uh-huh so if I were to ask you

1044
00:59:12.000 --> 00:59:18.000
whether Sanford lagelfost had money cash

1045
00:59:15.000 --> 00:59:19.000
you couldn't truthfully say now could

1046
00:59:18.000 --> 00:59:22.000
you because you never saw him with any

1047
00:59:19.000 --> 00:59:25.000
well no

1048
00:59:22.000 --> 00:59:27.000
well no

1049
00:59:25.000 --> 00:59:30.000
no more questions your honor

1050
00:59:27.000 --> 00:59:30.000
you may step down

1051
00:59:39.000 --> 00:59:43.000
do you swear to tell the truth the whole

1052
00:59:41.000 --> 00:59:45.000
truth and nothing but the truth so help

1053
00:59:43.000 --> 00:59:48.000
you God I do state your name for the

1054
00:59:45.000 --> 00:59:51.000
record Arnold trout chairman of trout

1055
00:59:48.000 --> 00:59:51.000
Industries

1056
00:59:52.000 --> 00:59:58.000
Mr trout describe for us if you will Mr

1057
00:59:56.000 --> 01:00:01.000
Lego Frost position at trout Industries

1058
00:59:58.000 --> 01:00:03.000
well until his arrest Sanford legal

1059
01:00:01.000 --> 01:00:05.000
Falls to us head of corporate accounting

1060
01:00:03.000 --> 01:00:07.000
and how would you describe your relation

1061
01:00:05.000 --> 01:00:11.000
to the defendant

1062
01:00:07.000 --> 01:00:14.000
he was like the son that I never had

1063
01:00:11.000 --> 01:00:17.000
I cared for him I trusted him

1064
01:00:14.000 --> 01:00:18.000
and how did he repay that trust

1065
01:00:17.000 --> 01:00:22.000
he lied

1066
01:00:18.000 --> 01:00:24.000
he cheated he robbed he nearly ruined my

1067
01:00:22.000 --> 01:00:27.000
business and he destroyed my wonderful

1068
01:00:24.000 --> 01:00:29.000
marriage could you explain that sir I

1069
01:00:27.000 --> 01:00:31.000
was crazy with worry and my wife

1070
01:00:29.000 --> 01:00:33.000
couldn't take the pressure and she

1071
01:00:31.000 --> 01:00:35.000
finally left me

1072
01:00:33.000 --> 01:00:38.000
I was

1073
01:00:35.000 --> 01:00:38.000
heartbroken

1074
01:00:38.000 --> 01:00:41.000
devastated

1075
01:00:41.000 --> 01:00:48.000
and all because you trusted and cared

1076
01:00:44.000 --> 01:00:50.000
for Sanford legofost the son you never

1077
01:00:48.000 --> 01:00:50.000
had

1078
01:00:51.000 --> 01:00:56.000
[Music]

1079
01:00:54.000 --> 01:01:00.000
George

1080
01:00:56.000 --> 01:01:02.000
right uh look hon your mustache is

1081
01:01:00.000 --> 01:01:03.000
curling inside your mouth get it out

1082
01:01:02.000 --> 01:01:06.000
yeah

1083
01:01:03.000 --> 01:01:07.000
yeah it's good MIT teeth are good roll

1084
01:01:06.000 --> 01:01:09.000
tape

1085
01:01:07.000 --> 01:01:11.000
I'm Jorge

1086
01:01:09.000 --> 01:01:15.000
human sacrifice

1087
01:01:11.000 --> 01:01:18.000
murderers who live next door

1088
01:01:15.000 --> 01:01:20.000
body parts strewn all over the backyard

1089
01:01:18.000 --> 01:01:22.000
these are phrases which get your

1090
01:01:20.000 --> 01:01:23.000
attention

1091
01:01:22.000 --> 01:01:25.000
this

1092
01:01:23.000 --> 01:01:27.000
is the hotel where they have sequestered

1093
01:01:25.000 --> 01:01:30.000
the jurors in the trial of Sanford

1094
01:01:27.000 --> 01:01:31.000
ligophos the little man with the big sex

1095
01:01:30.000 --> 01:01:33.000
drive

1096
01:01:31.000 --> 01:01:36.000
today we'll be trying to get a

1097
01:01:33.000 --> 01:01:38.000
first-hand look at the after hour life

1098
01:01:36.000 --> 01:01:40.000
of these jurors

1099
01:01:38.000 --> 01:01:44.000
they are private moments if you will

1100
01:01:40.000 --> 01:01:47.000
meditation or titillation

1101
01:01:44.000 --> 01:01:47.000
that's our Focus

1102
01:01:49.000 --> 01:01:55.000
are you all right

1103
01:01:52.000 --> 01:01:58.000
yes but I'm worried about Sanford that

1104
01:01:55.000 --> 01:02:00.000
testimony from trout was pretty powerful

1105
01:01:58.000 --> 01:02:03.000
are you sure you're a capitalist Pig you

1106
01:02:00.000 --> 01:02:04.000
may be too sensitive oh no blue is to

1107
01:02:03.000 --> 01:02:07.000
Blue Blood

1108
01:02:04.000 --> 01:02:09.000
choked Yale Harvard Business School

1109
01:02:07.000 --> 01:02:11.000
born and bred for pigdon

1110
01:02:09.000 --> 01:02:13.000
The Baron's out of that

1111
01:02:11.000 --> 01:02:15.000
you don't have to be your Father's son

1112
01:02:13.000 --> 01:02:17.000
not if you don't want to well that's

1113
01:02:15.000 --> 01:02:20.000
starting to sink in

1114
01:02:17.000 --> 01:02:23.000
and of course you don't have to be your

1115
01:02:20.000 --> 01:02:23.000
pups kid either

1116
01:02:23.000 --> 01:02:29.000
no that's starting to sink into it

1117
01:02:26.000 --> 01:02:30.000
money is still suspect

1118
01:02:29.000 --> 01:02:33.000
but

1119
01:02:30.000 --> 01:02:33.000
men

1120
01:02:33.000 --> 01:02:38.000
good men are hard to find

1121
01:02:36.000 --> 01:02:41.000
it's probably because it's so difficult

1122
01:02:38.000 --> 01:02:41.000
to beat one

1123
01:02:42.000 --> 01:02:47.000
and you there must be a capitalist

1124
01:02:44.000 --> 01:02:50.000
piguet in your life yes there is

1125
01:02:47.000 --> 01:02:52.000
was

1126
01:02:50.000 --> 01:02:53.000
there is yes there I don't know I just

1127
01:02:52.000 --> 01:02:55.000
uh

1128
01:02:53.000 --> 01:02:57.000
I'm rethinking things

1129
01:02:55.000 --> 01:02:59.000
what

1130
01:02:57.000 --> 01:03:02.000
my life

1131
01:02:59.000 --> 01:03:04.000
I work lots of questions

1132
01:03:02.000 --> 01:03:07.000
oh those

1133
01:03:04.000 --> 01:03:09.000
what about the answers

1134
01:03:07.000 --> 01:03:11.000
you know you kicked me very hard and

1135
01:03:09.000 --> 01:03:14.000
that hurt sorry

1136
01:03:11.000 --> 01:03:14.000
you should be

1137
01:03:16.000 --> 01:03:19.000
I said I'm sorry

1138
01:03:18.000 --> 01:03:22.000
I've been trying to kiss you and you're

1139
01:03:19.000 --> 01:03:22.000
trying to make me feel guilty

1140
01:03:23.000 --> 01:03:28.000
my leg hurts

1141
01:03:26.000 --> 01:03:28.000
ouch

1142
01:03:36.000 --> 01:04:07.000
[Music]

1143
01:04:06.000 --> 01:04:11.000
thank you

1144
01:04:07.000 --> 01:04:11.000
[Music]

1145
01:04:14.000 --> 01:04:19.000
hey wait a minute I know you

1146
01:04:17.000 --> 01:04:21.000
what the hell are you doing here

1147
01:04:19.000 --> 01:04:23.000
I have to see my husband it's an

1148
01:04:21.000 --> 01:04:25.000
emergency well now he's your husband

1149
01:04:23.000 --> 01:04:28.000
he's one of the Jewelers you're working

1150
01:04:25.000 --> 01:04:30.000
with Rita I'm not working with anyone

1151
01:04:28.000 --> 01:04:32.000
you idiot I'm ovulating and we're trying

1152
01:04:30.000 --> 01:04:35.000
to get pregnant I've got to get this

1153
01:04:32.000 --> 01:04:39.000
body to my husband now

1154
01:04:35.000 --> 01:04:41.000
hi hi what's up

1155
01:04:39.000 --> 01:04:44.000
Coco and hearts in my room interesting

1156
01:04:41.000 --> 01:04:46.000
I've never played hearts

1157
01:04:44.000 --> 01:04:47.000
maybe she needs a good teacher that's

1158
01:04:46.000 --> 01:04:49.000
what I was thinking

1159
01:04:47.000 --> 01:04:52.000
maybe you could teach me

1160
01:04:49.000 --> 01:04:52.000
maybe I could

1161
01:04:55.000 --> 01:05:06.000
[Music]

1162
01:05:04.000 --> 01:05:13.000
foreign

1163
01:05:06.000 --> 01:05:16.000
[Music]

1164
01:05:13.000 --> 01:05:16.000
again

1165
01:05:17.000 --> 01:05:25.000
[Music]

1166
01:05:24.000 --> 01:05:41.000
[Applause]

1167
01:05:25.000 --> 01:05:43.000
[Music]

1168
01:05:41.000 --> 01:05:47.000
foreign

1169
01:05:43.000 --> 01:05:47.000
[Music]

1170
01:05:59.000 --> 01:06:05.000
anybody here hey hey you the desk clerk

1171
01:06:02.000 --> 01:06:08.000
look look honey sweetie come here

1172
01:06:05.000 --> 01:06:11.000
come on come on come on

1173
01:06:08.000 --> 01:06:13.000
maybe you can help me I need Rita

1174
01:06:11.000 --> 01:06:18.000
burwald's room number

1175
01:06:13.000 --> 01:06:20.000
Burr wall Rita 100 bucks for a room

1176
01:06:18.000 --> 01:06:22.000
number understand

1177
01:06:20.000 --> 01:06:25.000
[Music]

1178
01:06:22.000 --> 01:06:29.000
and so this Dominique wrapped in his

1179
01:06:25.000 --> 01:06:31.000
Sable coat Francois rode off into the

1180
01:06:29.000 --> 01:06:31.000
night

1181
01:06:34.000 --> 01:06:38.000
isn't that so romantic

1182
01:06:41.000 --> 01:06:46.000
there I go again

1183
01:06:44.000 --> 01:06:54.000
speaking French

1184
01:06:46.000 --> 01:06:56.000
[Music]

1185
01:06:54.000 --> 01:06:56.000
foreign

1186
01:06:56.000 --> 01:07:00.000
[Music]

1187
01:07:06.000 --> 01:07:09.000
[Music]

1188
01:07:14.000 --> 01:07:17.000
[Music]

1189
01:07:20.000 --> 01:07:23.000
[Music]

1190
01:07:25.000 --> 01:07:29.000
[Music]

1191
01:07:32.000 --> 01:07:37.000
ah

1192
01:07:34.000 --> 01:07:40.000
my precious jewels

1193
01:07:37.000 --> 01:07:42.000
a wild card that you are I am a married

1194
01:07:40.000 --> 01:07:45.000
woman

1195
01:07:42.000 --> 01:07:45.000
I'm a mother

1196
01:07:49.000 --> 01:08:00.000
[Music]

1197
01:07:57.000 --> 01:08:00.000
[ __ ]

1198
01:08:02.000 --> 01:08:08.000
oh

1199
01:08:05.000 --> 01:08:08.000
oh

1200
01:08:09.000 --> 01:08:14.000
[Music]

1201
01:08:11.000 --> 01:08:14.000
my God

1202
01:08:18.000 --> 01:08:21.000
Eddie is that you

1203
01:08:22.000 --> 01:08:34.000
[Music]

1204
01:08:32.000 --> 01:08:36.000
[Applause]

1205
01:08:34.000 --> 01:08:39.000
know

1206
01:08:36.000 --> 01:08:39.000
[Music]

1207
01:08:40.000 --> 01:08:48.000
I got it oh

1208
01:08:44.000 --> 01:08:50.000
very nice either I've had too much cocoa

1209
01:08:48.000 --> 01:08:51.000
or there's a woman on the ledge in her

1210
01:08:50.000 --> 01:08:54.000
underwear

1211
01:08:51.000 --> 01:08:57.000
oh gosh

1212
01:08:54.000 --> 01:08:58.000
[Music]

1213
01:08:57.000 --> 01:08:59.000
oh

1214
01:08:58.000 --> 01:09:02.000
my God

1215
01:08:59.000 --> 01:09:02.000
[Applause]

1216
01:09:02.000 --> 01:09:09.000
[Music]

1217
01:09:11.000 --> 01:09:18.000
leave him alone I'll give you the key to

1218
01:09:13.000 --> 01:09:18.000
my safe deposit box the money's in there

1219
01:09:26.000 --> 01:09:32.000
[Music]

1220
01:09:31.000 --> 01:09:34.000
yeah

1221
01:09:32.000 --> 01:09:37.000
I'm Jorge

1222
01:09:34.000 --> 01:09:39.000
I'm on a Ledge six sickening stories

1223
01:09:37.000 --> 01:09:41.000
above traffic

1224
01:09:39.000 --> 01:09:45.000
facing a hysterical woman in her

1225
01:09:41.000 --> 01:09:50.000
lingerie what's your name

1226
01:09:45.000 --> 01:09:52.000
you're hurry Jimenez ever had a real man

1227
01:09:50.000 --> 01:09:55.000
how about you

1228
01:09:52.000 --> 01:09:57.000
audience at home ask yourselves what

1229
01:09:55.000 --> 01:10:00.000
could make a woman

1230
01:09:57.000 --> 01:10:04.000
alone dressed in nothing but a flimsy

1231
01:10:00.000 --> 01:10:08.000
thigh revealing nightie risk her life on

1232
01:10:04.000 --> 01:10:13.000
a Ledge scarcely any wider than my nose

1233
01:10:08.000 --> 01:10:13.000
perhaps the Primal power of sex

1234
01:10:15.000 --> 01:10:19.000
my God

1235
01:10:16.000 --> 01:10:21.000
what are you doing here the man the

1236
01:10:19.000 --> 01:10:24.000
other half of the sexual equation if you

1237
01:10:21.000 --> 01:10:27.000
will drawn from his snail like seclusion

1238
01:10:24.000 --> 01:10:31.000
by the pungent irresistible odor of

1239
01:10:27.000 --> 01:10:33.000
Desire who the hell are you I'm Jorge

1240
01:10:31.000 --> 01:10:36.000
Blair what are you doing out here why

1241
01:10:33.000 --> 01:10:39.000
are you dressed like this a question

1242
01:10:36.000 --> 01:10:42.000
all of America is dying to know the

1243
01:10:39.000 --> 01:10:44.000
answer toe

1244
01:10:42.000 --> 01:10:47.000
sex

1245
01:10:44.000 --> 01:10:47.000
sex

1246
01:10:47.000 --> 01:10:54.000
other shows talk about it

1247
01:10:50.000 --> 01:10:56.000
on Jorge we bombard you with it we put

1248
01:10:54.000 --> 01:10:59.000
it in your living room

1249
01:10:56.000 --> 01:10:59.000
show it to you

1250
01:10:59.000 --> 01:11:02.000
[Music]

1251
01:11:06.000 --> 01:11:09.000
sex

1252
01:11:10.000 --> 01:11:21.000
[Applause]

1253
01:11:11.000 --> 01:11:21.000
[Music]

1254
01:11:22.000 --> 01:11:28.000
hot sorted

1255
01:11:26.000 --> 01:11:31.000
kinky

1256
01:11:28.000 --> 01:11:31.000
Zach

1257
01:11:32.000 --> 01:11:37.000
every year thousands of Americans die

1258
01:11:34.000 --> 01:11:37.000
accidental deaths

1259
01:11:40.000 --> 01:11:44.000
yeah honey this is really very simple

1260
01:11:42.000 --> 01:11:47.000
but you know maybe you should write it

1261
01:11:44.000 --> 01:11:51.000
down anyway okay all right now press

1262
01:11:47.000 --> 01:11:53.000
regular then large then warm okay

1263
01:11:51.000 --> 01:11:55.000
regular than large and warm okay keep

1264
01:11:53.000 --> 01:11:57.000
going yeah and put the soap in on top of

1265
01:11:55.000 --> 01:11:59.000
the clothes no bleach it's not what

1266
01:11:57.000 --> 01:12:01.000
makes things white the bleach come on

1267
01:11:59.000 --> 01:12:04.000
Mom wow okay how can you remember all

1268
01:12:01.000 --> 01:12:06.000
this stuff I'm a mother now tell

1269
01:12:04.000 --> 01:12:08.000
Francine no uh Mayo on the tuna okay

1270
01:12:06.000 --> 01:12:10.000
Francine no more on the tuna and make

1271
01:12:08.000 --> 01:12:13.000
Cliffy take all his vitamins okay well

1272
01:12:10.000 --> 01:12:15.000
you know you are amazing well thank you

1273
01:12:13.000 --> 01:12:18.000
for noticing hey let's have a cheer for

1274
01:12:15.000 --> 01:12:20.000
Mom kids on three ready one two three

1275
01:12:18.000 --> 01:12:24.000
and everything's under control here

1276
01:12:20.000 --> 01:12:24.000
don't you worry bye-bye

1277
01:12:24.000 --> 01:12:27.000
foreign

1278
01:12:27.000 --> 01:12:42.000
[Music]

1279
01:12:48.000 --> 01:12:55.000
I got some money Eddie I can't listen

1280
01:12:53.000 --> 01:12:57.000
if you need it

1281
01:12:55.000 --> 01:13:00.000
it's yours okay

1282
01:12:57.000 --> 01:13:00.000
no questions asked

1283
01:13:02.000 --> 01:13:10.000
[Music]

1284
01:13:07.000 --> 01:13:10.000
come on

1285
01:13:19.000 --> 01:13:23.000
Mrs worth

1286
01:13:21.000 --> 01:13:25.000
no

1287
01:13:23.000 --> 01:13:27.000
Mrs worth

1288
01:13:25.000 --> 01:13:27.000
um

1289
01:13:27.000 --> 01:13:35.000
about last night

1290
01:13:31.000 --> 01:13:38.000
I'm I'm on an antibiotic and when it's

1291
01:13:35.000 --> 01:13:40.000
mixed with alcohol the effect is uh

1292
01:13:38.000 --> 01:13:42.000
wonderful

1293
01:13:40.000 --> 01:13:43.000
thank you

1294
01:13:42.000 --> 01:13:44.000
for dinner

1295
01:13:43.000 --> 01:13:47.000
for trying

1296
01:13:44.000 --> 01:13:50.000
for helping me remember who I am

1297
01:13:47.000 --> 01:13:50.000
and who I'm not

1298
01:13:51.000 --> 01:13:53.000
well

1299
01:13:57.000 --> 01:13:59.000
and maybe that's something you should

1300
01:13:58.000 --> 01:14:02.000
work on

1301
01:13:59.000 --> 01:14:05.000
you know you're really a very nice man

1302
01:14:02.000 --> 01:14:05.000
with or without the French

1303
01:14:05.000 --> 01:14:40.000
[Music]

1304
01:14:41.000 --> 01:14:44.000
thank you

1305
01:14:45.000 --> 01:15:05.000
[Music]

1306
01:15:02.000 --> 01:15:07.000
it's essentially a sophisticated Ponzi

1307
01:15:05.000 --> 01:15:09.000
scheme in which payments were received

1308
01:15:07.000 --> 01:15:11.000
but not reported the funds were diverted

1309
01:15:09.000 --> 01:15:13.000
to accounts and companies in Switzerland

1310
01:15:11.000 --> 01:15:15.000
the Grand Caymans and then used to pay

1311
01:15:13.000 --> 01:15:17.000
for almost all the purchases mentioned

1312
01:15:15.000 --> 01:15:17.000
earlier

1313
01:15:18.000 --> 01:15:21.000
why were these diverted funds missed

1314
01:15:19.000 --> 01:15:23.000
sooner like any Ponzi scam money

1315
01:15:21.000 --> 01:15:25.000
received later was used to partially

1316
01:15:23.000 --> 01:15:28.000
cover the earlier diversions

1317
01:15:25.000 --> 01:15:31.000
brilliant plan there's only one flaw

1318
01:15:28.000 --> 01:15:33.000
how's that the transfer of funds by a

1319
01:15:31.000 --> 01:15:36.000
computer left an electronic Trail

1320
01:15:33.000 --> 01:15:38.000
fingerprints if you will

1321
01:15:36.000 --> 01:15:40.000
little like Hansel and gretel's trail of

1322
01:15:38.000 --> 01:15:42.000
breadcrumbs that's right don't worry

1323
01:15:40.000 --> 01:15:45.000
these crumbs lead every one of the

1324
01:15:42.000 --> 01:15:49.000
transactions originated at Sanford Lego

1325
01:15:45.000 --> 01:15:51.000
folks computer at trout Industries

1326
01:15:49.000 --> 01:15:53.000
you're with us

1327
01:15:51.000 --> 01:15:54.000
best look I just don't have that much

1328
01:15:53.000 --> 01:15:57.000
time to talk right now okay we are

1329
01:15:54.000 --> 01:15:59.000
sequestered sweetheart you need to see

1330
01:15:57.000 --> 01:16:05.000
the China and silver pattern uh-huh

1331
01:15:59.000 --> 01:16:07.000
Oh Daddy said not to worry about Windsor

1332
01:16:05.000 --> 01:16:09.000
I've had some second thoughts about when

1333
01:16:07.000 --> 01:16:11.000
I've had some second thoughts about

1334
01:16:09.000 --> 01:16:14.000
Windsor darling Daddy has one of his men

1335
01:16:11.000 --> 01:16:15.000
Riding Hood on it the money's unlock and

1336
01:16:14.000 --> 01:16:17.000
the tenants will be gone by the end of

1337
01:16:15.000 --> 01:16:19.000
the month all you have to do is sign

1338
01:16:17.000 --> 01:16:21.000
these pictures you're wrong the tenants

1339
01:16:19.000 --> 01:16:23.000
aren't ever leaving you thinking about

1340
01:16:21.000 --> 01:16:26.000
people's families and lives being

1341
01:16:23.000 --> 01:16:28.000
destroyed by that rip-off but we're

1342
01:16:26.000 --> 01:16:31.000
gonna stop it dead you should be

1343
01:16:28.000 --> 01:16:33.000
a social Cube come on Abby you don't

1344
01:16:31.000 --> 01:16:33.000
understand

1345
01:16:34.000 --> 01:16:39.000
give me a second Abby I said to sign

1346
01:16:37.000 --> 01:16:39.000
these

1347
01:16:41.000 --> 01:16:47.000
Phillip Abby Happy Wheels stop listen

1348
01:16:45.000 --> 01:16:48.000
this is an incredibly important legal

1349
01:16:47.000 --> 01:16:53.000
document you know what I think it is

1350
01:16:48.000 --> 01:16:55.000
shred shred shred Abby that's the old me

1351
01:16:53.000 --> 01:16:57.000
that's history you make me see all of

1352
01:16:55.000 --> 01:16:59.000
that all I care about now is a new life

1353
01:16:57.000 --> 01:17:01.000
I hate my own life I hated my business I

1354
01:16:59.000 --> 01:17:03.000
hate escargo I hate power lunches I hate

1355
01:17:01.000 --> 01:17:05.000
car phones I don't ever see another

1356
01:17:03.000 --> 01:17:07.000
silver pattern you know what I want to

1357
01:17:05.000 --> 01:17:10.000
do my fantasy I want to fly fish fly

1358
01:17:07.000 --> 01:17:13.000
fish because I want to please please fly

1359
01:17:10.000 --> 01:17:13.000
fish with me please

1360
01:17:16.000 --> 01:17:23.000
[Applause]

1361
01:17:23.000 --> 01:17:29.000
International money transfers private

1362
01:17:26.000 --> 01:17:32.000
Swiss accounts paper companies chartered

1363
01:17:29.000 --> 01:17:34.000
in the Grand Caymans it's also

1364
01:17:32.000 --> 01:17:37.000
intangible

1365
01:17:34.000 --> 01:17:40.000
Sanford lagelfost on the other hand is

1366
01:17:37.000 --> 01:17:43.000
very tangible and still he sits in front

1367
01:17:40.000 --> 01:17:48.000
of us Accused by lines and circles and

1368
01:17:43.000 --> 01:17:48.000
electronic fingerprints intangibles

1369
01:17:48.000 --> 01:17:52.000
now you've testified that the

1370
01:17:50.000 --> 01:17:53.000
defendant's computer

1371
01:17:52.000 --> 01:17:55.000
was implicated

1372
01:17:53.000 --> 01:17:57.000
why

1373
01:17:55.000 --> 01:18:01.000
but how do we know that the defendant

1374
01:17:57.000 --> 01:18:04.000
used it couldn't anyone have used it

1375
01:18:01.000 --> 01:18:08.000
each computer user has an access code

1376
01:18:04.000 --> 01:18:10.000
known only to him or her

1377
01:18:08.000 --> 01:18:13.000
Mr lagelfost would have to be the only

1378
01:18:10.000 --> 01:18:17.000
one who could use his computer unless

1379
01:18:13.000 --> 01:18:17.000
he told someone else's code

1380
01:18:17.000 --> 01:18:27.000
[Music]

1381
01:18:26.000 --> 01:18:32.000
yeah

1382
01:18:27.000 --> 01:18:32.000
[Music]

1383
01:18:33.000 --> 01:18:37.000
yes oh my God

1384
01:18:42.000 --> 01:18:47.000
[Music]

1385
01:18:49.000 --> 01:18:54.000
well folks I think that accountant

1386
01:18:51.000 --> 01:18:57.000
pounded a huge nail in Sanford's coffin

1387
01:18:54.000 --> 01:18:58.000
oh that's hard evidence to deny I just

1388
01:18:57.000 --> 01:19:01.000
hate thinking that Sanford's a thief

1389
01:18:58.000 --> 01:19:03.000
he's too sweet well I'm still not

1390
01:19:01.000 --> 01:19:06.000
convinced that he's guilty and it only

1391
01:19:03.000 --> 01:19:07.000
takes one juror to hang a jury and what

1392
01:19:06.000 --> 01:19:10.000
happens the next time this thing comes

1393
01:19:07.000 --> 01:19:13.000
to trial well somebody must have known

1394
01:19:10.000 --> 01:19:16.000
that secret access code that's why Hope

1395
01:19:13.000 --> 01:19:18.000
was hired to get the code from Sanford

1396
01:19:16.000 --> 01:19:21.000
yeah but who I mean so far all we really

1397
01:19:18.000 --> 01:19:24.000
know is that hope takes lousy dictation

1398
01:19:21.000 --> 01:19:27.000
not quite

1399
01:19:24.000 --> 01:19:29.000
Hope's not a secretary

1400
01:19:27.000 --> 01:19:31.000
the hooker

1401
01:19:29.000 --> 01:19:33.000
she had her face done so I didn't

1402
01:19:31.000 --> 01:19:36.000
recognize her at first

1403
01:19:33.000 --> 01:19:37.000
see I I worked a party with her a few

1404
01:19:36.000 --> 01:19:39.000
years ago

1405
01:19:37.000 --> 01:19:41.000
we were paid to be dates for a couple of

1406
01:19:39.000 --> 01:19:43.000
wealthy guys

1407
01:19:41.000 --> 01:19:45.000
I don't have to spell that one out

1408
01:19:43.000 --> 01:19:48.000
anyway all that's really important is

1409
01:19:45.000 --> 01:19:49.000
the fact that one of the guests at the

1410
01:19:48.000 --> 01:19:52.000
party

1411
01:19:49.000 --> 01:19:55.000
was Arnold trout

1412
01:19:52.000 --> 01:19:55.000
are you cute

1413
01:19:56.000 --> 01:20:00.000
well I didn't recognize trout at first

1414
01:19:58.000 --> 01:20:03.000
either he's changed a lot but it was him

1415
01:20:00.000 --> 01:20:05.000
at the party I'm positive so that's it

1416
01:20:03.000 --> 01:20:07.000
trout is the mystery man we're looking

1417
01:20:05.000 --> 01:20:09.000
for and hope Hathaway is lying through

1418
01:20:07.000 --> 01:20:12.000
her perfect teeth but that doesn't make

1419
01:20:09.000 --> 01:20:15.000
any sense Trout's already got mega bucks

1420
01:20:12.000 --> 01:20:18.000
but he won't after the divorce I read

1421
01:20:15.000 --> 01:20:20.000
all about it in this week's homo sapiens

1422
01:20:18.000 --> 01:20:22.000
it's getting real ugly and his wife is

1423
01:20:20.000 --> 01:20:24.000
going after a big chunk of him and a big

1424
01:20:22.000 --> 01:20:26.000
chunk of him is Cash Rich trout

1425
01:20:24.000 --> 01:20:29.000
Industries he'd want to protect that

1426
01:20:26.000 --> 01:20:32.000
cash two for two Marilyn so hopes the

1427
01:20:29.000 --> 01:20:34.000
bait she seduces him I didn't catch the

1428
01:20:32.000 --> 01:20:36.000
access code they start siphoning the

1429
01:20:34.000 --> 01:20:38.000
funds through Sanford's computer which

1430
01:20:36.000 --> 01:20:42.000
can never be found while they build the

1431
01:20:38.000 --> 01:20:44.000
frame to hang poor Sanford

1432
01:20:42.000 --> 01:20:46.000
wow all right well wait wait a second

1433
01:20:44.000 --> 01:20:47.000
this all sounds good folks but we can't

1434
01:20:46.000 --> 01:20:49.000
prove anything

1435
01:20:47.000 --> 01:20:51.000
how can prove it I've got the pictures

1436
01:20:49.000 --> 01:20:54.000
of that party at home they might loosen

1437
01:20:51.000 --> 01:20:56.000
her tongue see in my business it helps

1438
01:20:54.000 --> 01:20:59.000
to have insurance but we're sequestered

1439
01:20:56.000 --> 01:21:01.000
and this isn't our job is it we're just

1440
01:20:59.000 --> 01:21:04.000
the jury but aren't we supposed to

1441
01:21:01.000 --> 01:21:05.000
determine guilt or innocence I'm going

1442
01:21:04.000 --> 01:21:06.000
to get them

1443
01:21:05.000 --> 01:21:09.000
I'm going with you yeah I'm coming too

1444
01:21:06.000 --> 01:21:10.000
and we'll all stay here and hold down

1445
01:21:09.000 --> 01:21:14.000
the fort

1446
01:21:10.000 --> 01:21:14.000
I've always wanted to say that

1447
01:21:14.000 --> 01:21:17.000
sorry Eddie

1448
01:21:22.000 --> 01:21:27.000
wait a minute

1449
01:21:24.000 --> 01:21:27.000
I'm coming too

1450
01:21:28.000 --> 01:21:33.000
for once in my life I'm gonna do

1451
01:21:30.000 --> 01:21:33.000
something constructive

1452
01:21:39.000 --> 01:22:01.000
[Music]

1453
01:21:57.000 --> 01:22:04.000
I was surprised this could be

1454
01:22:01.000 --> 01:22:06.000
who could believe Rita was uh Lady Of

1455
01:22:04.000 --> 01:22:06.000
The Night

1456
01:22:08.000 --> 01:22:11.000
I don't know how old you know

1457
01:22:13.000 --> 01:22:16.000
she was so

1458
01:22:17.000 --> 01:22:21.000
[Music]

1459
01:22:19.000 --> 01:22:24.000
I really liked her

1460
01:22:21.000 --> 01:22:28.000
[Music]

1461
01:22:24.000 --> 01:22:31.000
you believe that sure

1462
01:22:28.000 --> 01:22:33.000
I fell in love with Arena once

1463
01:22:31.000 --> 01:22:34.000
Italy during the war

1464
01:22:33.000 --> 01:22:37.000
[Music]

1465
01:22:34.000 --> 01:22:42.000
I was scared to death

1466
01:22:37.000 --> 01:22:42.000
she was warm and made great minestrone

1467
01:22:42.000 --> 01:22:48.000
the fact that she charged to make ends

1468
01:22:44.000 --> 01:22:50.000
meet didn't seem very important

1469
01:22:48.000 --> 01:22:54.000
she was what she was

1470
01:22:50.000 --> 01:22:59.000
no explanations no apologies

1471
01:22:54.000 --> 01:23:02.000
I admired that Honesty tremendously

1472
01:22:59.000 --> 01:23:06.000
I read it reminds me of her

1473
01:23:02.000 --> 01:23:08.000
and I admire her honesty and courage

1474
01:23:06.000 --> 01:23:11.000
I really have the guts to be honest

1475
01:23:08.000 --> 01:23:14.000
about Who I Am with myself

1476
01:23:11.000 --> 01:23:18.000
not alone with a group of strangers

1477
01:23:14.000 --> 01:23:18.000
or someone who cares for me

1478
01:23:18.000 --> 01:23:25.000
how about you

1479
01:23:20.000 --> 01:23:28.000
[Music]

1480
01:23:25.000 --> 01:23:29.000
I think that you're a really smart guy

1481
01:23:28.000 --> 01:23:32.000
Harold

1482
01:23:29.000 --> 01:23:36.000
[Music]

1483
01:23:32.000 --> 01:23:36.000
I'm a teacher

1484
01:23:38.000 --> 01:23:41.000
[Music]

1485
01:23:42.000 --> 01:23:46.000
I don't believe this where where could

1486
01:23:45.000 --> 01:23:48.000
she be here they'll be here though oh

1487
01:23:46.000 --> 01:23:51.000
there she is hey there she is mission

1488
01:23:48.000 --> 01:23:51.000
accomplished

1489
01:23:54.000 --> 01:24:00.000
Arnold trout and hope David lust they're

1490
01:23:57.000 --> 01:24:02.000
so gross it's so powerful these pictures

1491
01:24:00.000 --> 01:24:04.000
could blow the lid off this case I just

1492
01:24:02.000 --> 01:24:06.000
thought of something if these pictures

1493
01:24:04.000 --> 01:24:07.000
are used in the trial the Press is going

1494
01:24:06.000 --> 01:24:09.000
to eat hope for lunch that's probably

1495
01:24:07.000 --> 01:24:11.000
true what are we going to do think of

1496
01:24:09.000 --> 01:24:13.000
something not even hope deserves that

1497
01:24:11.000 --> 01:24:16.000
deserves what

1498
01:24:13.000 --> 01:24:18.000
oh whoa These are nice pictures babe

1499
01:24:16.000 --> 01:24:21.000
these ought to be worth a bundle to

1500
01:24:18.000 --> 01:24:24.000
Trout stay out of shut up your safety

1501
01:24:21.000 --> 01:24:26.000
deposit box was empty it's no big

1502
01:24:24.000 --> 01:24:29.000
surprise but I'm tired of playing games

1503
01:24:26.000 --> 01:24:30.000
I'll just uh trade these in with Arnie

1504
01:24:29.000 --> 01:24:32.000
and we'll call it even

1505
01:24:30.000 --> 01:24:34.000
[Music]

1506
01:24:32.000 --> 01:24:36.000
for now wait a second those pictures are

1507
01:24:34.000 --> 01:24:38.000
tremendous evidence in a care

1508
01:24:36.000 --> 01:24:41.000
dip it up

1509
01:24:38.000 --> 01:24:44.000
you don't look like hero material to me

1510
01:24:41.000 --> 01:24:46.000
no let's everybody let's uh go climb

1511
01:24:44.000 --> 01:24:49.000
aboard an elevator and go up okay okay

1512
01:24:46.000 --> 01:24:51.000
all right now

1513
01:24:49.000 --> 01:24:54.000
[Music]

1514
01:24:51.000 --> 01:24:54.000
good here

1515
01:24:55.000 --> 01:25:00.000
hey hey what are you people doing down

1516
01:24:59.000 --> 01:25:02.000
here

1517
01:25:00.000 --> 01:25:05.000
[Music]

1518
01:25:02.000 --> 01:25:05.000
it's a gun yeah

1519
01:25:06.000 --> 01:25:10.000
forget it mother Misa I'm the elevator

1520
01:25:08.000 --> 01:25:12.000
let's go come on everybody everybody but

1521
01:25:10.000 --> 01:25:16.000
you Rita you're coming with me no she's

1522
01:25:12.000 --> 01:25:19.000
not she's staying right here hey Sonny

1523
01:25:16.000 --> 01:25:22.000
this isn't a movie this is a real gun

1524
01:25:19.000 --> 01:25:25.000
shoots real bullets

1525
01:25:22.000 --> 01:25:25.000
actually kills people

1526
01:25:27.000 --> 01:25:32.000
come on please there's nine of us here

1527
01:25:30.000 --> 01:25:35.000
what are you gonna do shoot us all don't

1528
01:25:32.000 --> 01:25:37.000
tap me little girl oh please I have

1529
01:25:35.000 --> 01:25:39.000
grown up around phonies all of my life

1530
01:25:37.000 --> 01:25:42.000
but you take the beluga you're nothing

1531
01:25:39.000 --> 01:25:45.000
but a [ __ ] bully yeah a typical triple

1532
01:25:42.000 --> 01:25:49.000
Scorpio full of hot air and hiding

1533
01:25:45.000 --> 01:25:53.000
behind a macho phallic symbol yeah

1534
01:25:49.000 --> 01:25:56.000
that's right people are crazy nuts

1535
01:25:53.000 --> 01:25:56.000
[Music]

1536
01:26:00.000 --> 01:26:03.000
[Applause]

1537
01:26:08.000 --> 01:26:11.000
everybody

1538
01:26:15.000 --> 01:26:17.000
foreign

1539
01:26:17.000 --> 01:26:21.000
[Music]

1540
01:26:26.000 --> 01:26:32.000
[Music]

1541
01:26:45.000 --> 01:26:48.000
I'm not an entrepreneur I'm really a

1542
01:26:47.000 --> 01:26:49.000
waiter in a restaurant I'm always

1543
01:26:48.000 --> 01:26:52.000
talking about doing something else but

1544
01:26:49.000 --> 01:26:54.000
I've been working there for four years

1545
01:26:52.000 --> 01:26:57.000
my boss says I'll probably be there for

1546
01:26:54.000 --> 01:26:57.000
40 more

1547
01:26:58.000 --> 01:27:04.000
sometimes

1548
01:27:01.000 --> 01:27:04.000
I get scared he's going to be right

1549
01:27:06.000 --> 01:27:09.000
that's me

1550
01:27:10.000 --> 01:27:13.000
thanks for being you

1551
01:27:19.000 --> 01:27:29.000
[Music]

1552
01:27:35.000 --> 01:27:38.000
thank you

1553
01:27:41.000 --> 01:27:44.000
statement please

1554
01:27:52.000 --> 01:27:58.000
thank you thank you

1555
01:27:55.000 --> 01:27:58.000
thank you

1556
01:27:58.000 --> 01:28:02.000
thank you

1557
01:28:00.000 --> 01:28:03.000
Justice

1558
01:28:02.000 --> 01:28:05.000
your honor

1559
01:28:03.000 --> 01:28:07.000
the defense would like to recall a

1560
01:28:05.000 --> 01:28:11.000
witness to the stand

1561
01:28:07.000 --> 01:28:11.000
Miss hope Hathaway

1562
01:28:15.000 --> 01:28:28.000
[Music]

1563
01:28:30.000 --> 01:28:34.000
do you have something to say to the

1564
01:28:31.000 --> 01:28:34.000
court Miss Hathaway

1565
01:28:48.000 --> 01:28:53.000
Sanford lagelfost didn't steal a set

1566
01:28:50.000 --> 01:28:53.000
from trout Industries

1567
01:28:53.000 --> 01:28:55.000
[Applause]

1568
01:28:53.000 --> 01:28:57.000
[Music]

1569
01:28:55.000 --> 01:29:02.000
[Applause]

1570
01:28:57.000 --> 01:29:02.000
[Music]

1571
01:29:03.000 --> 01:29:13.000
foreign

1572
01:29:05.000 --> 01:29:13.000
[Music]

1573
01:29:24.000 --> 01:29:34.000
[Music]

1574
01:29:42.000 --> 01:29:47.000
listen my calendar's free for the next

1575
01:29:45.000 --> 01:29:52.000
couple of years I could I could wait you

1576
01:29:47.000 --> 01:29:57.000
will yeah oh Sandy see you Sandman

1577
01:29:52.000 --> 01:29:57.000
[Music]

1578
01:30:03.000 --> 01:30:10.000
[Music]

1579
01:30:07.000 --> 01:30:13.000
and I was walking down the street to pay

1580
01:30:10.000 --> 01:30:17.000
my gas bill and I noticed an ad on the

1581
01:30:13.000 --> 01:30:18.000
bulletin board it said teacher wanted is

1582
01:30:17.000 --> 01:30:20.000
that luck or what

1583
01:30:18.000 --> 01:30:20.000
um

1584
01:30:21.000 --> 01:30:26.000
I've been thinking about starting my own

1585
01:30:23.000 --> 01:30:28.000
business and Rita here was looking to

1586
01:30:26.000 --> 01:30:31.000
get into a little line of work we both

1587
01:30:28.000 --> 01:30:33.000
love clothes so we figured hey clothing

1588
01:30:31.000 --> 01:30:35.000
shop seem perfect and needed a tax break

1589
01:30:33.000 --> 01:30:37.000
so this investment was great plus I get

1590
01:30:35.000 --> 01:30:40.000
a discount on everything I buy and

1591
01:30:37.000 --> 01:30:41.000
something to do oh listen um I hope you

1592
01:30:40.000 --> 01:30:44.000
guys are going to be carrying baby

1593
01:30:41.000 --> 01:30:46.000
clothes get out of

1594
01:30:44.000 --> 01:30:46.000
Daddy

1595
01:30:49.000 --> 01:30:53.000
don't stop at just one Claire and Trevor

1596
01:30:51.000 --> 01:30:56.000
there's just nothing like a big family

1597
01:30:53.000 --> 01:30:58.000
except maybe a hot weekend alone with

1598
01:30:56.000 --> 01:31:02.000
your husband starting in exactly 52

1599
01:30:58.000 --> 01:31:02.000
minutes and 12 seconds okay

1600
01:31:05.000 --> 01:31:11.000
you're kind of quiet tonight oh darling

1601
01:31:08.000 --> 01:31:12.000
this is just like watching reruns I've

1602
01:31:11.000 --> 01:31:14.000
seen all this before

1603
01:31:12.000 --> 01:31:16.000
well promise you won't give away the

1604
01:31:14.000 --> 01:31:19.000
plot Evelyn

1605
01:31:16.000 --> 01:31:20.000
life's best enjoyed when it's a surprise

1606
01:31:19.000 --> 01:31:22.000
shall we

1607
01:31:20.000 --> 01:31:26.000
share

1608
01:31:22.000 --> 01:31:26.000
excuse me

1609
01:31:32.000 --> 01:31:51.000
[Music]

1610
01:31:48.000 --> 01:31:51.000
foreign

1611
01:31:55.000 --> 01:32:00.000
a marriage this is the second nice thing

1612
01:31:58.000 --> 01:32:02.000
to come out of this trial

1613
01:32:00.000 --> 01:32:04.000
the very first being the good guys

1614
01:32:02.000 --> 01:32:05.000
finally won one

1615
01:32:04.000 --> 01:32:08.000
I think you're all a very big part of

1616
01:32:05.000 --> 01:32:08.000
that victory

1617
01:32:08.000 --> 01:32:12.000
I believe that ours is a very fine

1618
01:32:10.000 --> 01:32:14.000
system of the law

1619
01:32:12.000 --> 01:32:16.000
the very best there is but I also

1620
01:32:14.000 --> 01:32:19.000
believe that it's going to take some

1621
01:32:16.000 --> 01:32:20.000
very fine people to make the system work

1622
01:32:19.000 --> 01:32:23.000
I think the same can be said for

1623
01:32:20.000 --> 01:32:25.000
marriage but from what I can tell

1624
01:32:23.000 --> 01:32:27.000
I think the good guys are going to win

1625
01:32:25.000 --> 01:32:28.000
another one

1626
01:32:27.000 --> 01:32:29.000
Brad Evelyn

1627
01:32:28.000 --> 01:32:32.000
[Music]

1628
01:32:29.000 --> 01:32:32.000
[Applause]

1629
01:32:34.000 --> 01:32:38.000
[Music]

1630
01:32:35.000 --> 01:32:38.000
[Applause]

1631
01:32:39.000 --> 01:32:44.000
but what is Santa the Lego Faust left

1632
01:32:42.000 --> 01:32:47.000
with only his steamy memories of Hope

1633
01:32:44.000 --> 01:32:51.000
his Tory partner in passion

1634
01:32:47.000 --> 01:32:55.000
hot body pressed up against his in some

1635
01:32:51.000 --> 01:32:58.000
sweat soaked love nest where reason and

1636
01:32:55.000 --> 01:33:01.000
caution are discarded like so much dirty

1637
01:32:58.000 --> 01:33:03.000
laundry at the foot of the bed

1638
01:33:01.000 --> 01:33:17.000
foreign

1639
01:33:03.000 --> 01:33:17.000
[Music]

1640
01:33:22.000 --> 01:33:38.000
[Music]

1641
01:33:38.000 --> 01:33:59.000
foreign

1642
01:33:40.000 --> 01:33:59.000
[Music]

1643
01:34:02.000 --> 01:34:05.000
[Music]

1644
01:34:08.000 --> 01:34:25.000
foreign

1645
01:34:11.000 --> 01:34:25.000
[Music]